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REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE BEATLES RIGHT AT THE END OH GOD

EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS

I came.

This is truly beautiful.

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THIS IS HOW YOU MASHUP

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD

Have had this on my iPod for ages, such a brilliant mix!

I remember hearing on the radio at first and was just like OMFG MUST DOWNLOAD

Holy shit.

Words cannot describe.

FOREVER REBLOGGING.

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best way to trick a witness of all time.

This will totally fly in court.
I would so do that if the time comes.

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Lizzie can copy the appearance of her foes. Additionally, she developed the talent to take control of vibrations and bend it to her will and she is able to confuse the vision of a rival. Lizzie has learned to change shape into an ox and she has an extraordinary power to recover quickly from wounds. She wages war with a venomous set of spines and she boasts an uncommon knack at fighting in the dark. Lizzie has been known to become invisible, but can only do so twice a day. Unfortunately, Lizzie struggles with being unable to see bears.
I CAN TURN INTO AN OX?! SWEET!

Sara has an incredible strength. Also, she has been known to steal all powers of her rivals and use it against them and she has learned to spin like a whirlwind. Sara can scan the memories of others and she possesses the power to tunnel through solid wood. Additionally, she is able to become gigantic and she has mastered the ability to block lasers and deflect them toward any foe close by, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sara has the power to levitate through the vacuum of space using an unimaginable motorcycle, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tragically, Sara is handicapped by being insane.
Spinning whirlwind of insanity on a motorbike? Well yes, this seems about right.

Hannah is able to become camouflaged, however this power only lasts two days at a time. Also, she wages war with a terrible lasso that can force assailants to drop all possessions and she has been known to walk along ramps of corbomite. Hannah has the power to create glass out of thin air and she has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid ice. Tragically, Hannah is notorious for being stupid.

Beth is able to create string out of thin air, however only while performing a series of gestures. She developed the talent to transform her body into water and she has the power to view distant locations with her mind. Beth can jump into the bodies of her combatants using an astonishing assault vehicle and she owns all of the powers and talents of a snake. Terribly, Beth becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of glass.

Vidya resists rivals with a terrible sword made from titanium. She has learned to block bullets and deflect them toward a single assailant, but only when concentrating. Vidya rides an awesome horse into battle and she has developed a breathtaking breath-taking mental energy refuge. Additionally, she developed the talent to force bisons to reveal their innermost secrets and she is able to make creatures appear from nowhere. Vidya wrangles with adversaries using a poisonous energy blade that also grants a legendary strength, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, she has the power to jump instantly. Unfortunately, Vidya suffers from being sickly.
..yes.

Heather developed the talent to cause her rivals to become stupid. She is known for her overwhelming fame throughout the nation and she owns all of the powers and talents of a spider. Heather brandishes an explosive axe that also grants a wondrous attractiveness and she has been known to take control of hats. She likewise can view distant locations with her mind and she has been known to teleport from rooftop to rooftop using a remarkable car. Lamentably, Heather is well-known for being woefully unskilled at tending wounds.

Erin rides an awesome limousine into battle, but only in shadow. Also, she has learned to transform any dinosaur into a bull, however never in bright light. Erin is able to slide into the astral plane and she conquers rivals with a cataclysmic knife that also grants an extraordinary fortitude. She likewise possesses the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any assailant close by and she can take control of disease and bend it to her will. Erin developed the talent to change shape into a plant and she has mastered the ability to squirt fireballs from her crossbow in a field around herself. Additionally, she is able to block night arrows and deflect them toward a single adversary and she has the power to copy the weapons of her antagonists. Erin has been known to cause her attackers to become deaf and she can absorb the damage from sound and use it to increase her resistance to mental attack, but doing so drains her breath-taking shadow refuge for one minute. Additionally, she lords over a array of vegetables and she can create sand out of thin air, but only while thinking hard. Erin can become camouflaged, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Lamentably, Erin is especially vulnerable to plastic-based attacks.

Crystal brawls with a toxic collection of spikes made from wood. She likewise can absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a distant area, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Crystal developed the talent to steal any one power of her foes and use it against them and she has inherited all of the powers and talents of a spider. Also, she has been known to block vibrations and deflect them toward a single adversary, however she must speak words of power to do so. Crystal has the power to transform any horse into a lion and she rides an unusual car into battle. Additionally, she possesses the power to change shape into a goat. Terribly, Crystal is deathly afraid of jackals.

Angie can become incorporeal. Additionally, she has the power to make duplicates of herself, however doing so makes her foolish for one day. Angie has the power to walk through the air and she is able to sculpt and mold all dust with a thought. She has learned to copy any talent of her rivals and she has mastered the ability to communicate with goats with gestures. Angie possesses the power to change shape into an animal. Unfortunately, Angie takes harm from exposure to sand.

Tessa has a remarkable intelligence. She also developed the talent to absorb the damage from high pressure and use it to amplify her capacity at avoiding attacks and she is protected from damage by power armor. Tessa has learned to force ants into a deep sleep and she has been known to transform any butterfly into corbomite, but can only do so once a year. She can spin like a whirlwind. Sadly, Tessa becomes clueless in the presence of shadow.

Ghada has the power to communicate with jackals through a mental link, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Also, she has a reputation for an awe-inspiring danger sense and she possesses the power to change shape into a lynx. Ghada has mastered the ability to scan the memories of others and she developed the talent to squirt vibrations from her crossbow in a field around herself, however only in extreme gravity. She carries an accurate minigun that also grants an astonishing endurance and she has been known to deflect powerful magnetic fields, but doing so drains her fame throughout the nation for ten minutes. Ghada owns all of the powers and talents of a monkey. Tragically, Ghada takes harm from exposure to adamantium.

LOL. I own all the powers and talents of a MONKEY. YES.

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